I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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It feels like I just had my period why do I have it again ughhhh

I was sitting in class and I felt weird then it hit me

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